DADDY: Nathan, that was naughty. You're on a timeout.
NATHAN sits on the step and cries for like an hour.*
N: Timeout over?
D: Your timeout will be over when you're quiet.
Nathan stops screaming for an entire breath.
N: Nathan's quiet already!
D: If you have to tell me you're quiet, you're not quiet.
But you know, sometimes it's okay to tell too.
DADDY: What are you eating, Nathan?
Nathan opens his mouth as wide as he can.
D (holding stomach): Thanks.
* Not actually an hour.
Hahahaha! No, please don't show us the contents inside! :)
ReplyDeleteI wish I could get my boys to do a whole lot more telling:
Me: "What did you do in school today?"
Them: "Nothing."
Me: "Really? Nothing at all?"
Them: "Well, we had lunch."
Sigh.